You Never Sausage Love (It Could Be Verse)

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A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. ISFPs can have a very broad sense of humor and often find many different styles funny. Country Rank: Is your sites rank among the other sites in your country. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Jared, Josh and Vanessa talk about pot shop haters in Larimer County and offer up some Peyton Manning wordplay that local headline writers can use—free of charge!

Good Night, Sleep Tight: Dos & Don'ts for Bedbugs

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So the third rabbi walks into a bar and orders a double scotch and a milkshake. Most of the wordplays in this quiz are years old and this is no exception. Some river valleys are absolutely gorges. S. having the largest number of airports worldwide accounting for roughly 1/3 of the world's total airports. ● The shortest flight in the world is by Loganair, a Scottish airline. Old power plant workers never die they just de-generate. 26. Hamlet seems to reach a long way for his next pun. "A pair of indentures" are two legal documents that belong together, and are written on the same piece of paper, which is then separated with a serrated cut, so that they can be fitted back together, to prove that they belong together.

The jovial companion; or, merry jester. Being a choice

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He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. Once I realized this, I launched my Motivational Smart Ass brand, and starting weaving that ranting style into my presentations. DIETING IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND BREADTH. 14. The fool shamelessly repeats his inanity just as the dog eats his own vomit. If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." The fractions were really happy about the new addition to their family.

wah, dude.: a collection of thoughts

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Some of us were on pins and needles, and one loony onlooker was in stitches. Heard on the voicemail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an uninstalled vice president. The man smiled, relaxing a bit. "Ah, you wish to view my wife's berry. There is even humor in the word used to describe Moses� prayer to God asking for the frogs to go away. To the guy from post 50, I don't think he actually called the British a race.

Esar's Comic Dictionary of Wit and humore: Wisecracks, puns,

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When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. ~ Confucius. 436. That up until now, computers have been able to tell jokes, but only really dumb ones. Boy: Because elephants never forget 42 entries are tagged with hand puns. 1. "I haven't been able to come to grips with it. The title of the play in itself is a double entendre. Koheleth, the author of Ecclesiastes, points out the various ironies of life.

Traductio: Essays on Punning and Translation (1997-10-01)

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The day your horse dies and your money's lost, your relatives change to strangers. ~ Chinese saying. 566. Or maybe it’s ununderstand, or just plain derstand. While not an academic work by any means, the author makes some of the most compelling arguments I've ever read, and from an angle you seldom think about. For example the adaptation of 'Alzheimer's disease' to 'old-timer's disease'. It is worth to be mentioned at this point that subtitling is the dominant form of AV translation in Greece and other small European countries such as The Netherlands, Belgium, Portugal, Rumania, Israel, Finland and other Nordic countries (Gottlieb, 1992:169; see also Dries,1995:26), which are most commonly defined as subtitling countries.

Wilkes's jest book; or the merry patriot. Being a collection

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Very popular recently are salon names that use wordplay to allude to multiple things at once. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: boy ant Two silk worms had a race. If you've ever haddock - ray -ving for piscine based wordplay, there's always one to suit your need. Almost in a stupor, I made my way off the stage in search of the concession stand.

The Hearty Treatment (The State of Punsylvania)

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Aside from "BONEFIED!", can anyone think of any good skeleton puns out there? A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. It seems that knuckle-dragging nationalism is not just the province of the American... To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients. 51. And he runs into the kitchen and starts smashing all the dishes and bending all the forks and spoons. Clever readers (and others too!) will laugh in wonder at examples from well-known wits and infamous wisecracks, as well as phrase or two from your dedicated author.

101 Funny Cat Jokes for Kids: Puns, Riddles, and Knock-Knock

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Personally, I tend to go in and out of a lot of different speech patterns (and dialects) depending on where I am, what I’m talking about, and who’s around me. Get a partner and play association games. Hard disk corrupted: Smash forehead on keyboard to exit. We are constantly updating the content on this page, so be sure that you check back. Jeremy Lin’s remarkable start with the New York Knicks may have inspired the team’s perennially disappointed fans, but it came at the cost of inspiring the worst wordplay to afflict the sporting world since we learned Tiger was a cheetah.

The Limerick Book, A Collection for Young People, Old and

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Most of what you say with go: neeeeerrrrrrrrr, right over their heads. But this attitude is a relatively recent development in the sweep of history. A. in English, he works as a writing tutor and contributes book reviews to several publications. There is a further pun in this same epistle: "Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it. . ." (50) This pun, in "Rapt," makes use of the homonym. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? The clap of thunder was so striking that it shocked me out of bed.